Ranting And Raving About Raven.Kyan\'s Shakespeare Moment. Wedding Flowers Cake - Designs Tips Help

Me sequel/responds to me Crush Your Crushes Crush video. And incase your are bored and nosy here is the conversation that lead up to me making the original video :pChan-Omfg she\'s so hot in this epppppp *_* :melts: she\'s like... flawlessssssss!\nKi- The only thing melted and flawless up there is the grilled cheese sandwish she ate back stage:-p\nChan-Omg comeback queen! Lmfao you\'re fuckin evil! I\'d eat a grilled cheese sandwich off of her, though...\nKi- I betyou would. And then I\'d appear with my pancakes and she\'d jump up and knock you out eat them an die cause I\'d have poisoned her ass.\nChan-It would be like romeo and juliet cause I\'d kiss the poison off her lips and die with her *_*\nKi-You wouldnt even be in the room she\'ll be dead an in the truckof the buick before you even see her cause you\'d be in the bathroom constipated from eating that old ass grilled cheese sandwich. I\'ll act like she ran out to get more candy.\nChan-Rotf you\'re fucked up lmfao! Let\'s face it, Ki! She\'ll eat her weight in food and always come back to me for dessert :)Ki- She\'ll never come back I\'ll cook a whole pathmark just to keep her away from you cause no matter what in her book food out shines your ass any day of the week and I\'d lock your ass out an away forever.\nChan-You live in the hood. I\'ll find a nigga to break me in! Don\'t fight it, ki! When raven and me get married you can be our chef and dj and whatever for our wedding! After all, it\'s because of you my love grows for her everyday! I wonder if they make edible panties in 3Xl\nKi-Yea they do and I\'ll bust in on you ass an you\'ll choke an die while eating them. And you\'d never find a nigga willing to break in here. Everyone is too scared of my mom an they all know about my knives. An I\'d never do anything at your wedding other then set on fire an cry too the priests. If I was the d.j I\'d fuckin give a big ass speech about how I\'m a victim of a sucubus 0f damnation\nChan-Ok what if I toss the bouquet at you? Ohhhh I wanna feed her cake. Ohhh I need it to fall in her cleavage. And the honeymoon.... ::sigh dreamy::\nKi-Don\'t toss anything at me. If you aint marrying me I don\'t want your fuckin flowers :-p an I\'d knock that cake on her an hope she suffocates.\nChan-You know I had a daydreamonce that we were all in shanghai cuisine, the sparksters, you, raven and she was sitting between us and for some odd reason you two got into an argument and you started to call her a high yellow manatee but I cut you off and dragged you out of the restaurant. I snapped out of it laughing my ass off\nKi- you can\'t drag me anyplace I\'d bite your hands\nChan-Thats ok. I\'d drag your ass out quickfast so I can laugh to death then come back and pretend like I yelled at you. Hmmm maybe we\'d just stay in her hotel and order all kinds of food. Mmmm chocolate sauceeeeee\nChan-I would eat it off! Man thatwould be hot if she was one of those girls who they serve sushi on!!!! Ughhhhh!\nKi-ewwwwwI think you just made me hate sushi -_-I\'d put chocolate sauce on you and go at it!!!!! I had this really fancy caramel sauce dream too tell you the truth. Every time a pass the bottle I see you :)Chan- Really? Everything I see reminds me of raven.Ki-Yea really. An that\'s sad. When everything reminds you of a chick that looks like Charlie Horse from Lambchops playalong. I feel for you Chan.Chan-She doesn\'t look like charlie horse damn you! She looks like an angel floating on the cloud of my heart!Ki-Yea alright whatever you say. I think u must be drinking too much cause you have drunk goggles for eyes 24/7Chan-Dude come on! Those eyes! That pout! Ooooh my god her figure is sexy whether she\'s big or not! I love when her hair is wavy or curlyyyyyyy!Ki-Yea ok baby. Nah,nope,no,nein,neyt not my deal. And hell no. Never will I ever eww no.Chan-I must defend her honor. She\'s my queen!Ki-Oh well. Yey for her. I\'m queenless there for can talk shit about every bitch that passes my eyes. And yo I just have my next vid inspiration! Thanks Chan :DChan- You\'re gonna rant on raven, aren\'t you? -_-Make sure you post it on my page!Ki-Hahaha even better. I\'m gonna rant about you!!!!! Because I love you an you and you should be talked about :DChan-Nah go rant about raven!Ki- She\'ll be mixed in there someplace. But its gonna be all over you!!! :-*Chan- Damn you -_-Ki-What\'s the problem baby? I won\'t say your name if you don\'t want me to. I\'ll call you jessica.Chan- Jessica it is!

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