The greatest comedy legend of all time, Benny Hill with his music video Ernie.Please rate and comment.\n\n\nR.I.P. Benny Hill 1924 - 1992 \nYour great comedic legacy makes the world a much better place to laugh in.\n\n\nLYRICS:\nYou could hear the hoof beats pound\nAs they raced across the ground\nAnd the clatter of the wheels\nAs they spun round and round\nAnd he galloped into MarketStreet\nHis badge upon his chest\nHis name was Ernie\nAnd he drove the fastest milk cart in the west\n\nNow Ernie loved a widow\nA lady known as Sue\nShe lived all alone in Linley Lane\nAt number twenty two\nThey said she was too good for him\nShe was haughty, proud and chic\nBut Ernie got his cocoa there\nThree times every week\nThey called him Ernie (Ernie)\nAnd he drove the fastest milk cart in the west\n\nShe said she\'d like to bathe in milk\nHe said alright sweetheart\nAnd when he finished work one night\nHe loaded up the cart\nHe said you wanted pasturised\nCuz pasturised is best\nShe says Ernie I\'ll be happyIf it comes up to me chest\nAnd that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)\nAnd he drove the fastest milk cart in the west (Aaah Oooh)\n\nNow Ernie had a rival\nAn evil looking man\nCalled Two-Ton Ted from Teddington\nAnd he drove the bakers van\nHe tempted her with his treacle tarts\nAnd his tasty wholemeal bread\nAndwhen she seen the size\nOf his hot meat pies\nIt very near turned her head\nShe nearly swooned at his macaroon\nAnd he said now if you treat me right\nYou\'ll have hot rolls every morning\nAnd crumpets every night\nHe knew once she\'d sampled his layer cake\nHe\'d have his wicked way\nAnd all Ernie had to offerWas a pint of milk a day\nPoor Ernie (Ernie)\nAnd he drove the fastest milk cart in the west (Aaah Oooh)\n\nOne lunchtime Ted saw Ernie\'s horse and cart outside her door\nIt drove him mad to find it was still there at half past fourAnd as he leaped down from his vanHot blood through his veins did courseAnd he went across to Ernie\'s cartAnd he didnarf kick his horseWho\'s name was Trigger (Trigger)And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the westNow Ernie rushed out into the street\nHis gold top in his hand\nHe said if you want to marry Susie\nYou fight for her like a man\nOh why don\'t we play cards for her\nHe sneeringly replied\nAnd just to make it interesting\nWe\'ll have a shilling on the side\nNow Ernie dragged him from his van\nAnd beneath the blazing sun\nThey stood there face to face\nAnd Ted went for his bun\nBut Ernie was to quick\nThings didn\'t go the way Ted planned\nAnd a strawberry flavored yogurt\nSent it spinning from his hand\nNow Sue she ran between them\nAnd tried to keep them apart\nAnd Ernie pushed her aside\nAnd a rock cake caughthim underneath his heart\nAnd he looked up in pained surprise\nAs the concrete hardened crust\nOf a stale pork pie caught him in the eye\nAnd Ernie bit the dust\nPoor Ernie (Ernie)\nAnd he drove the fastest milk cart in the west\n\nErnie was only fifty-two, he didn\'t wanna die\nNow he\'s gone to make deliveries\nIn that milkround in the sky\nWhere the customers are angels\nAnd ferocious dogs are banned\nAnd a milkman\'s life is full of fun\nIn that fairy dairy land\nBut a woman\'s needs are many fold\nAnd Sue she married Ted\nBut strange things happened on their wedding night\nAs they lay in their bed\nWas that the trees a rustling\nOr the hinges of the gate\nOr Ernie\'s ghostly gold tops a rattling in their crate\nThey won\'t forget Ernie (Ernie)\nAnd he drove the fastest milk cart in the west Benny, Comedy, Ernie, Hill, Legend, Man, Milk, Milkman, Music, Ted, Teddington, Ton, Two, Video